Long story short, now Marla's out to ruin another part of my life. Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.
Neat, I say.
Tyler asks, is this a problem for me?
I am Joe's Clenching Bowels.
No, I say, it's fine.
Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
Just great, I say. Really.